What the fuck should i get for a damn boy? 

I hate shopping for deven. I hate all kind of holidays that require gift-givings. It always takes me months to just think of things to get for him. He always out-gifts me because he always get such sentimental gifts and shit. Fucken goddamit. It’s not like i don’t love those gifts; they’re always the best. He always amazes me and is always creative. But shit, how the hell am i suppose to out-gift him?

This is why girls have tits, so they can let their boyfriend motorboat it. Well, that’s not the case for me with my flatness of walls. Worst girlfriend ever. Sorry boyfriend.